Ricky Nash - Copy That Kicks Names And Takes Ass... Or Something
Click the bright red button to see how I can help your business generate revenue from the sky.
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Woah, why are you scrolling past the CTA? You're... not sold yet? Alright, here are:
3 Reasons I'm Your Best Choice!
🤪 Personality
A lot of copywriters today are flat-out boring. If you want to beat AI, you need to be entertaining.
🎉 Youth
I'm young, so I have lots of energy, am tech-savvy, and haven't spent years in a stuffy office building.
🎯 Open Mind
I always like learning new things, that's why I speak 4 languages and know 10 coding languages.
Ugh, another tough sell... Still not sure? Look at some:
Testimonials!
Testimonial 1
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Testimonial 2
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Testimonial 3
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You're not a lot of fun, are you? I mean, who actually reads the whole sales page? Maybe it'd help if I showed you a few:
Samples!
Sample 1
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Sample 2
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Sample 3
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What, were you expecting more? If you haven't made up your mind to click the sexy red button, I won't waste my time.
Any questions, concerns, or compliments? Take them up with my manager, you can contact him here: